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Zero F*cks | Totally UnNested - Garment-Dyed Crew Tee

Built for the ones who get it | Fan favorite
$22.00 USD
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Soft cotton. Unisex fit. Printed to order.

For the days when your face said it before your mouth did.

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Made for when your shirt says what you’re thinking.
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Description

This shirt doesn’t try to be anything. It already is.

Heavyweight. Broken-in. Soft where it should be and solid where it counts. Garment-dyed so it looks like it’s been through some shit — because that’s the point. Relaxed fit, no side seams, clean lines. It holds ink the way it should and survives the wash without getting precious about it.

Wear it out. Wear it in. Sleep in it. Steal it back when they take it.
This is the shirt that ends up on the floor for reasons you don’t need to explain.

 

Product Features

-100% ring-spun U.S. cotton — soft, tough, pre-shrunk

-Garment-dyed for a worn-in color and lived-in feel

-Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed, no-bullshit fit

-Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette

-Double-needle stitching that actually holds up

-Sizes S–4XL

-Sewn-in label

-Made in Honduras

 

Care Instructions

-Cold wash

-Low dry

- Don’t bleach it
-Don’t overthink it 

Totally UnNested.  

We’ve earned this shit.

 

Size Guide

Check the product measurements before ordering. When in doubt, size up for a more relaxed fit.

Care Instructions

Cold wash. Low dry. Do not iron directly over the print. Do not overthink it.

Shipping & Returns

Printed fresh when ordered. Ships in 2–5 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

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Real talk.

SEEN IN THE WILD. REGRETTABLY ACCURATE.

Totally UnNested is for the empty-nest era nobody warned you about — quieter house, louder opinions, better shirts, and fewer reasons to behave.

This is merch for Gen X parents who did their time, kept their sarcasm, and are now dressing like the group chat finally escaped.
GET YOURS BEFORE YOU BEHAVE
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It's giving: freedom, peace, and zero f*cks left to give.
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Ships fast

2–5 business days. Because waiting is for people with patience.

Easy returns

30-day returns. No drama. No lecture.

Printed fresh

Made when you order. Not pulled from some dusty warehouse.

Made to vent

Designed for Gen X empty nesters with things to say.

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