T-Shirt — "Forget the Picnic, Eat Your Wife" Vintage Patriotic BBQ Humor Tee

This heavyweight garment-dyed T-shirt feels like a weathered favorite the moment you pull it on. The front artwork channels gritty Americana — two rough-and-ready characters clinking bottles around a moonlit campfire, bold vintage lettering, and an irreverent slogan that leans into outlaw humor. The dye-after-construction finish gives the shirt a lived-in softness and muted color depth, while the relaxed cut and substantial fabric hold up to repeated wear. Wear it to backyard cookouts, late-night bonfires, or on road trips where blunt humor and low-key bravado are part of the vibe. It sits comfortably over jeans or work shorts, pairing with boots or sneakers, and ages into the kind of go-to tee you reach for when you want attitude with comfort.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton—soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, broken-in look and softer hand
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL available
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
- Sewn-in label; available in up to 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Check the product measurements before ordering. When in doubt, size up for a more relaxed fit.

Cold wash. Low dry. Do not iron directly over the print. Do not overthink it.

Printed fresh when ordered. Ships in 2–5 business days. Easy 30-day returns.