This Might Be Vodka | Totally UnNested

Built for the ones who get it | Fan favorite

$12.00 USD

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Soft cotton. Unisex fit. Printed to order.

For the days when your face said it before your mouth did.

Size 11oz

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Made for when your shirt says what you’re thinking.

Ships fast 2–5 business days

Printed fresh Just for you

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Description

This is the mug you grab before you’re ready to deal with anyone’s shit.

It’s solid, white ceramic — not dainty, not decorative, not “inspirational.” It holds a real pour of coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you from committing a felony before 9am. The handle fits your hand, the weight feels right, and the print stays put no matter how many times you drag it back to the sink half-asleep.

This mug has seen things.
Mostly mornings. Mostly bullshit.

Use it in silence. Use it while staring into space. Use it while questioning your life choices. It won’t judge. It’s just here to do its job.

Product Features

.: White ceramic
.: 11oz (0.33 l) (because 8 is a joke)
.: Rounded corners
.: C-Handle
.: Lead and BPA-free (so at least this won’t kill you)

Totally UnNested.

We’ve earned this shit.

Size Guide

Check the product measurements before ordering. When in doubt, size up for a more relaxed fit.

Care Instructions

Cold wash. Low dry. Do not iron directly over the print. Do not overthink it.

Shipping & Returns

Printed fresh when ordered. Ships in 2–5 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

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Real talk.

SEEN IN THE WILD. REGRETTABLY ACCURATE.

Totally UnNested is for the empty-nest era nobody warned you about — quieter house, louder opinions, better shirts, and fewer reasons to behave.

This is merch for Gen X parents who did their time, kept their sarcasm, and are now dressing like the group chat finally escaped.