{"product_id":"this-might-be-vodka-totally-unnested","title":"This Might Be Vodka | Totally UnNested","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the mug you grab before you’re ready to deal with anyone’s shit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s solid, white ceramic — not dainty, not decorative, not “inspirational.” It holds a real pour of coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you from committing a felony before 9am. The handle fits your hand, the weight feels right, and the print stays put no matter how many times you drag it back to the sink half-asleep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis mug has seen things.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMostly mornings. Mostly bullshit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse it in silence. Use it while staring into space. Use it while questioning your life choices. It won’t judge. It’s just here to do its job.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.: White ceramic\u003cbr\u003e.: 11oz (0.33 l) \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(because 8 is a joke)\u003cbr\u003e.: Rounded corners\u003cbr\u003e.: C-Handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(so at least this won’t kill you)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTotally UnNested.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’ve earned this shit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-abe1ee84-7fff-c5a9-26fc-8de7d67fb39a\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TotallyUnNested","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47369431089372,"sku":"34119518181549467812","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/9611\/7468\/files\/4030546762293808009_2048.jpg?v=1765723971","url":"https:\/\/shop.totallyunnested.com\/products\/this-might-be-vodka-totally-unnested","provider":"Totally UnNested","version":"1.0","type":"link"}