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Low-profile, unstructured, and comfortable enough to forget you’re wearing it — which is exactly the point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere’s a hidden ponytail opening because sometimes your hair’s up, your patience is gone, and you’ve got places to be. Adjustable snapback, sweatband that doesn’t smear your face, and zero interest in looking “put together.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThrow it on. Go out. Mind your business. This is me trying, asshole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hat’s already doing the same.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e.: 100% cotton pigment-washed twill \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(soft, worn-in, no stiffness)\u003cbr\u003e.: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBreathable polyester mesh back \u003cbr\u003e.: Unstructured, six-panel, low-profile fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Pre-curved visor, pattern undervisor and seam tape\u003cbr\u003e.: Makeup resistant, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003emoisture-managing sweatband\u003cbr\u003e.: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eConcealed ponytail opening (because life happens)\u003cbr\u003e.: Adjustable snapback closure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-ab8eef6a-7fff-e2e1-2be0-3948b3f507a2\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTotally UnNested.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eStill unsupervised.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TotallyUnNested","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black \/ Leopard","offer_id":47322738884828,"sku":"29628605843737809372","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Jade \/ Daisy \/ Khaki","offer_id":47322738917596,"sku":"82322757799478614178","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Olive \/ Camo","offer_id":47322738950364,"sku":"13540663656328738832","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/9611\/7468\/files\/7655321599528940200_2048.jpg?v=1764723375"},{"product_id":"totally-unnested-coffee-mug-cracked-eggs-11oz-15oz","title":"Totally UnNested Coffee Mug - Cracked Eggs (11oz)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis glossy black mug doesn’t give a shit about being subtle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Totally Unnest”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e graphic—retro pink script, beat-up white lettering, and a winking egg that’s absolutely up to something—says what everyone’s thinking now that the kids are gone. It’s bold, sarcastic, and very much in its \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eunsupervised\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e era.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoffee tastes better in a mug like this. So does tea. So does whatever you’re drinking after a long day of doing whatever the hell you want. The deep black glaze makes the graphic pop, and the print holds up to daily use, side-eyes at work, and conversations you didn’t plan on having.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe C-shaped handle feels good in your hand. The glossy finish feels solid. 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The handle fits your hand, the weight feels right, and the print stays put no matter how many times you drag it back to the sink half-asleep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis mug has seen things.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMostly mornings. Mostly bullshit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse it in silence. Use it while staring into space. Use it while questioning your life choices. It won’t judge. It’s just here to do its job.   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe black on the mug and the black in the print don’t perfectly match. Neither do we. Still works.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eProduct Features \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"637\" data-start=\"598\"\u003e-Glossy ceramic with a smooth finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"690\" data-start=\"640\"\u003e-11oz or 15oz — choose your level of dedication\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"755\" data-start=\"693\"\u003e-Easy-grip handle for mornings after questionable decisions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"816\" data-start=\"758\"\u003e-Microwave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe (because life’s too short)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"841\" data-start=\"819\"\u003e-Lead- and BPA-free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"841\" data-start=\"819\"\u003e-Blank sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTotally UnNested.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’ve earned this shit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TotallyUnNested","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47333722980572,"sku":"92250152925491197108","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/9611\/7468\/files\/8226395982863607341_2048.jpg?v=1764724990"},{"product_id":"this-might-be-vodka-totally-unnested","title":"This Might Be Vodka | Totally UnNested","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the mug you grab before you’re ready to deal with anyone’s shit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s solid, white ceramic — not dainty, not decorative, not “inspirational.” It holds a real pour of coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you from committing a felony before 9am. The handle fits your hand, the weight feels right, and the print stays put no matter how many times you drag it back to the sink half-asleep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis mug has seen things.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMostly mornings. Mostly bullshit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse it in silence. Use it while staring into space. Use it while questioning your life choices. It won’t judge. 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